Utah or Bust
I went to Utah this weekend for my friend Dan Miya’s wedding. To get there, eight of us decided to road trip from Seattle to Salt Lake City. In case the map doesn’t indicate it, that’s pretty damn far, especially for a weekend trip. It took about 16 hours to get there and 15 hours to get back (including pit stops and eating). I think if we had done it my normal way of driving long distances (only stop when you need gas and get food at the same time, but eat in the car), we could have cut it down to about 12 hours, but either way it was pretty fun, if a bit exhausting. I got home last night around 11:30pm, promptly passed out and never woke up until 9:30am this morning. Felt damn good.
I felt like I experienced a lot of new stuff this weekend. Some of it was funny, some sad, some weird, but all worth mentioning. I shall do that now.
- I saw a Corvette ZR1 on the freeway going under the speed limit and being passed by everyone. What’s the point of a super fast car like that if you go slow?
- Fast food is disgusting. I rarely, rarely ever eat it these days, but it’s pretty much all you can eat on the road. We stopped occasionally at sit down places, but Denny’s is not much better. My stomach and body hates me after this weekend. So god damned gross.
- Big trucks take up a lot of room. Trucks that swerve constantly take up even more room. Seeing a drunk driver on the road in a massive truck is something quite scary to behold. Tried calling it in to the Washington state patrol but got a voicemail message. Hopefully he gets enough complaints that someone takes his license away.
- Small towns have people that look the same regardless of how far apart said towns are. It’s kind of creepy.
- We pulled off on a random stop to go to the bathroom, saw the creepiest motel I’ve ever seen as the only thing on the stop, and kept driving. Both cars did this without having to say anything to each other.
- Creating a whirlpool in a full sized pull with 17 people is pretty damn fun. Going against the current is near impossible.
- Hangovers and a tweaked neck do not go together. It makes you pretty much worthless to pack your stuff up the next day.
- Hypoglycemia is not something you fuck with. It will leave you on the bathroom floor crawled up into a ball if you aren’t careful.
- Mormons have some crazy rules. No Sesame Street, Pokemon, Harry Potter, or anything like that. That list also includes caffeinated beverages. That doesn’t stop them from deviating from those rules and being fun though.
- My roommate has a neck piercing. I’ve still never seen it, but apparently it happened a month ago? The things you learn from Facebook.
- Salt Lake City has no style. All of the buildings look different and it’s a bit strange.
- There is no place called Glow Putt in Salt Lake City. Despite what Google might tell you or give you directions to.
- Sometimes people roll over and cuddle with you even though you’re not their significant other.
- Sweet tea vodka is delicious. I knew this before, but got to experience it again.
- My alone time is absolutely necessary even on a 3 day trip with people I love spending time with.
Overall it was a ton of fun. I hopefully won’t make another trip that long anytime soon though. I drove all yesterday since I can’t sleep in cars very well and am still slightly tired today.






